The Morning After: Week 12

Major Infraction

The Tiger Woods "transgression" debacle is proof positive most men, even elite, billion dollar athletes, are helpless against the controlling power their libido has over any sense of morality or good judgment.

You don't think a man's libido is that strong? Really?

This is who Tiger Woods cheated on:



Forget that she's beautiful. Elin is the mother of his daughter, Sam and son, Charlie. Two children, by the way, who are too young to understand how far the shadow of their father's infidelity will reach and effect the rest of their lives.

Idiocy personified if you ask me.

The thing is, Tiger will live with the guilt. He'll live with the guilt and convert all the negative publicity into a focused anger that will fuel his competitive fire resulting in a display of competitive prowess never before seen on a golf course.

But no matter how many tournaments he wins or records he breaks the one thing Tiger cares about most -- his golfing legacy -- will be forever tarnished.

Hope the "transgressions" were worth it, Eldrich.

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Quick Thinking
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-- I wish people would stop confusing kindness for weakness.

-- Drew Brees made the Patriots' defense look like a jayvee squad on Monday Night.

-- The silver lining, of course, is the biggest problem isn't our defense. It's the predictable offensive play calling.

-- Pun intended.

-- Memo to Tiger Woods: Putting your balls in multiple holes is only acceptable on the golf course.

-- Speaking of Tiger, I'm still going to watch & cheer for him despite his "transgressions."

-- Does that mean my moral compass is broken, too?

-- Don't look now, but my AFC Super Bowl pick Tennessee Titans are on a 5-game winning streak and back in the thick of the Wild Card race.

-- And my NFC pick, the Minnesota Vikings, are a postseason lock.

-- Nothing ruins that clean-out-of-the-shower feeling faster than a poorly timed fart while bending over to dry your feet.

-- Especially after a night of drinking Coors Light and eating buffalo wings.

-- I suppose worse things could happen while bending over in the shower.

-- If you don't see that the Football gods are favoring Vince Young than you're simply not paying attention.

-- Or you choose not to believe in secular deities.

-- Tiger's erratic driving skills continue to be his achilles heel.

-- When's the last time you experienced the same simple exhilaration you felt going down a hill on your bike and letting go of the handle bars for the first time?

-- Orgasms don't count. Keep thinking.

-- Ya, I don't have an answer either.

-- There's no truth to the rumor that Elin became suspicious of Tiger after he changed his ring tone to Area Codes.

-- Quote of the Week comes from a 30-something friend who recently went on a date with a 19-year-old girl, "I think local authorities sounded an AMBER Alert when she got into my car."

-- Could be the funniest thing I've ever heard.

-- Well played, my 30-something friend who wishes to remain anonymous. Well played.