Closing in on my surgery's 2 week anniversary and it turns out a low platelet count, thanks to the titanium rod residing in my left femur, is preventing the incision from fully closing.
True story.
I should probably just make it official and change my name to Terrenstein.
Wonder if that means I'd have to learn the words to Puttin' on the Ritz?
Fire bad.
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