Thursday, May 24, 2012

You Know How I Know You're Gay?


I'm not sure what makes me feel more gay:

a) Bringing my laptop with me to the Nissan dealership so I can blog while waiting for my Juke to get her scheduled tune-up.


or

b) The fact that I actually drive a Nissan Juke.

Tough call.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Little from column A, little from column B.

Anonymous said...

Dear Anonymous,

Yeah, you're probably right. Feelings of gayness are typically the result of multiple actions blending together.

Except for that one time in high school when my JV coach gave me the Sandusky handcuffs during a post-game shower, of course. No blending there.

A little bleeding, maybe.