Dear Boston Red Sox,
It would have made more sense if Jeter's infamous list of ex-girlfriends were paraded on the field -- including Alba, Biel, Johansson, Banks & Ms. Minka -- as a farewell gesture for yesterday's curtain call.
Would have made the event more watchable, too. They certainly have more of a connection to him than the likes of Brown and Pierce. Even his one-night conquests do.
With break up gift bags to boot. #yeahjeets
Thanks for punctuating a season riddled with failure with yet another one. Can't wait to see you bring in Joe Namath, BoZo the Clown & Karl Malone when it's Papi's turn. #re2pect
Sincerely,
Sox Nation
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