ONE: Day Dream Teaming
The 1992 USA Basketball "Dream Team" is, and always will be, the best basketball team ever assembled. Shit, the Dream Team is the best team ever assembled in the history of teams and Kobe's assertion otherwise is ludicridiculous.
That's right.
Ludicridiculous.
Because there isn't a word in today's English language that effectively captures the level of idiocy & ignorance found in his statement.
Other than ludicridiculous, of course.
TWO: Literary Love Connection
The success of Twilight & 50 Shades has zero to do with their respective author's literary prowess or story quality and everything to do with a woman's longing for love. All kinds of love, really. Doesn't matter.
Real? Fictional?
Whatever.
Being treasured by vampires, werewolves or a sadist?
That works.
A woman's desire for being loved is the equivalent to an emotional pizza craving.
And any slice will satisfy.
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