Hey, Ladies, you can keep Shades of Grey, Johnny Depp, Team Jacob, Justin Timberlake, Ryan Reynolds, George Clooney, Team Edward, The Jonas Brothers, Brad Pitt, Bradley Cooper, Magic Mike, David Beckham, Ryan Gosling, McSteamy, McDreamy AND McConaughey.
I'll take Jessica Biel.
Game.
Set.
Match.
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Agreed. This evidence further proves my hypothesis that "Justin Timberlake is this generation's Jack Nicholson." He is simply the coolest guy in the room. Dude becomes a child star, thus eliminating that whole, silly education thing the rest of us had to go through. He transitions to "tween" star without any hiccups such as divorcing his parents (see Coleman,Gary) or killing a friend (Garrett, Leif). He transitions into young adulthood by nailing Brittany Spears and then getting the hell out of there before that ship sinks, thus avoiding her assumed Dana Plato-esqe departure from celestial existence. Then, he slips seamlessly from boy-band member to SNL legend in the blink of an eye. During this time he dates Alyssa Millano and Cameron Diaz. He has flings with Scarlett Johansson, Olivia Munn and Olivia Wilde (The rare "Double Olivia"). The icing on the cake: During this whole time he is stringing that vision of perfection you posted along. Can you imagine the dynamic of that relationship? I'd not be surprised if poor Jessica has spent all of her 7th Heaven money on round the clock personal trainers and kegal exercise specialists. Look, he made a few bad movies and had some unfortunate hair styles, but with the competition he faces with Generation Z, or whatever the hell they are called, it's Timberlakes world.
@CS,
You're 100% right.
JT's greatest asset is self awareness. He didn't buy into the whole, "You know who I am?!" mentality as he shed his boy band exterior for self deprecating humor & good old fashion hard work to become the greatest Pop Music performer since MJ while stringing together the greatest list of ex-girlfriends ever compiled.
A feat, like DiMaggio's Famous 56, that will never be trumped.
Ever.
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