Lately I've heard a lot of friends talk about how they're afraid of identity theft.
And, while I can sympathize when it comes to fear, I find it impossible to share their anxiety for this particular fear because, well, I couldn't give my fucking identity away.
Even if I tried.
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Quick Thinking
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-- Big ups to the boys at Bar Stool Sports for another solid addition to their t-shirt arsenal.
-- The "inches" marker on the back is genius.
-- "Selling" and "giving away" are not the same thing.
-- Unless, of course, you're at the strip club.
-- HAYY-OOOOO!
-- The NFL should be applauded for their recent focus on protecting players from illegal hits.
-- But don't be fooled, dear readers, the NFL's new vigilant safety campaign is the beginning of a slippery slope pushing for one thing and one thing only: an 18-game regular season.
-- Looks like we finally have ourselves a Bilbo Baggins for Peter Jackson's highly anticipated prequel The Hobbit. Undercover geeks everywhere rejoice!
-- Hope Peter taps into Leonard Nimoy's Middle Earth musical prowess for the soundtrack.
-- See, readers. I told you I wasn't joking about being a closet dork.
-- Here's a link from the top shelf to convince any remaining naysayers.
-- I'M OLD GREGG!!!
-- It pains me to write, but, Showtime's Dexter has officially jumped the shark.
-- In hopes of climbing to 5-2 and not falling to 4-3, I'm throwing the Cement Shoes on Big Ben and the Steelers (-3) in Miami this weekend.
-- Let's hope Mr. Roethlisberger treats me better than he does undergraduate lushes in college bar bathrooms.
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