Quick Thinking: Our Daily Bread

There's talk of the "Chosen One" announcing His intentions for the upcoming NBA Season at 9pm tonight on ESPN. I, for one, can't wait to hear the decision. It's not everyday one gets to witness a modern day deity performing His good deeds on cable, right?

I will be tuning in to the sermon, dear readers, and you should too. A miracle of this magnitude needs to be considered a once-in-a-lifetime event. I mean, he's the "Chosen One" and which team He decides to grace His presence with next season is of critical importance.

Can I get an "Amen!?!?"

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Quick Thinking
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-- Hot Shots 2 is video game golfing in its purest form.

-- The New England Patriots open training camp on Thursday, July 29.

-- Awesome.

-- Mr. Ainge resigning Paul and Ray helps prove the age old adage that history, does indeed, repeat itself.

-- You should know better, Danny.

-- Quote of the Week comes from a conversation I heard two movers have while carrying a neighbor's piano to their truck on Tuesday, "It's so hot, I'm gonna sweat the black right out of me."

-- The downfall of former Oakland Raiders QB JaMarcus Russell, who was arrested Monday for possession of a controlled substance, continues at an alarming rate.

-- Ditch the Sizzurp and go with Dimetapp to avoid the fuzz next time, J.R.

-- One can never really appreciate how much they flatulate while sleeping until a heat wave forces overnight bedroom circulation to be limited by a closed door and a window sized air conditioning unit.

-- Glade PlugIns are no match for the home grown, organic air freshener I like to call "Fartsicle."

-- Nothing like a nose full of shit particles to help start the day, right?

-- Speaking of having a nose full of shit particles, have you seen the new SNL Digital Short Great Day?

-- There's no truth to the rumor that it depicts a day in the life of Central Falls politics.

-- That's right. I said it.