Friday, March 28, 2014
Quick Thinking: Debatable
I'm beginning to learn my core belief system in life needs to be refined.
And not because someone is asking me to "grow" in a way adults are supposed to or because an ultimatum has been issued or because I had some life changing event. I'm not rethinking my belief system for any of those things.
I'm reassessing things in my life because I look around at all the surrounding charters and I feel it's time I not only expected more out of them, but also out of me. Higher standards aren't a bad thing, y'all.
Time to embrace them.
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Quick Thinking
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-- The only thing Jerry Remy is guilty of is being a parent.
-- Which, for those of us who are, is a job motivated largely by guilt to begin with.
-- And there's no word for what his son is.
-- Performance enhancing drugs are a main ingredient in the success -- and resulting profitability -- of any major sport.
-- Just ask the NFL about why they haven't begun testing for HGH if you don't believe me.
-- But, hey, at least they got the whole raising the goal post crossbar so players can't do any celebratory dunks following a touchdown thing taken care of.
-- It was ruining the game.
-- Speaking of performance enhancing drugs, am I the only one who thinks our beloved "Big Papi" was crying for a contract extension before the start of the season because he's not taking PEDs anymore as a result of MLB's stricter "biological passport" testing guidelines?
-- Kobe Bryant jumping over an Ashton Martin was more believable than Johnny Manziel's recent "dunk" video.
-- I mean, seriously, the nerf hoop in my room as a kid was higher than his "regulation" rim.
-- The Ides of March have nothing on Winter's continued bullying of Spring.
-- Approved Rules Proposal 9 gives the NFL a centralized hub to aid (read: control) the replay process of each game from their New York corporate offices.
-- The.
-- Fix.
-- Is.
-- In.
-- "Conscious uncoupling" is the dumbest PR word to be born out of our society's fixation on celebrity couples since "Bennifer."
-- Actually, I take that back, "Bennifer" was some of Mr. Affleck's and Ms. Lopez's best work in 2003.
-- Second only to the movie Gigli, of course.
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