Tecmo (Super) Bowl Strikes Back

NFL Films Presents: Tecmo Bowl will generate the same incredible popularity boost in public Tecmo Super Bowl tournaments as Chris Moneymaker's 2003 victory did for the World Series of Poker's main event.

Amateur's will start coming out of the woodwork and, while the latter is a bit more lucrative, it appears I only have one choice.

NES emancipated from storage?

Check.

Tecmo Super Bowl cartridge found?

Check.

Q-tips and isopropyl alcohol to perform a long overdue cleaning of said cartridge?

Check.

Tecmo Super Bowl is up and running in my living room again, y'all. Me, Barry Sanders and nose tackle Jerry Ball are coming for you.

All.

Challengers.

Welcome.

Quick Thinking: Going Viral

Have you guys heard about this chick at Cornell who filmed herself masturbating in the school library that's going
viral? Get out from under that rock if you haven't.

Or just click here to read about it.

I mean, I get it. The library was one of my favorite places to masturbate when I was in college. Good 'ol Phillips Memorial at PC.

God knows I wasn't studying every minute I was in there.

But the thing is, I never thought about filming myself doing it. Not once. I guess I should have because they say the camera adds 10 pounds. 

And I need all the help I can get.

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Quick Thinking
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-- A second Red Sox manager fired following a second disappointing Red Sox season in as many years.

-- At least they're consistent.

-- Bacon preparation is a good omen for any meal.

-- Regardless of the time of day.

-- It's not the people who won't forget transgressions and mistakes that bother me.

-- It's the ones who conveniently forget acts of kindness and support that I can't stand.

-- I like summer and all, but a sip of Octoberfest, a little football & my favorite serial killer back on TV make the transition into fall a bit more bearable.

-- Taken 2 looks bad ass. #goodluck

-- Charlize Theron still has it.



-- Actually not sure she ever lost it.

-- Soapbox Moment of the Week is awarded to my one of my co-workers (to protect the identity of the innocent, let's simply call him "John") who, when informed of an inventory discrepancy, declared the following for our entire staff to hear, "This company is ridiculous. Where I come from, when you tell a client something is available, it needs to be available. That's where I come from."

-- My response earns me Quote of the Week honors, "Right, Availability. I've heard of that town. It's down south in one of the Carolinas, isn't it?"

-- I think it earns me a few bonus asshole points as well.